Clinching Deals on the Links

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Multicolored 7" record featuring artwork and liner notes by Alex Crocetti. First fifty copies include a floppy disk with a bonus track—not available anywhere else.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Joys of Employment via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Wanna put some money on it?
A thousand dollars sounds fine
I like the game to mean something
And win it, and win it, and win it

I never talk business
Before the back nine
How are the wife and kids?
Just fine, just fine, just fine, just fine?

Gonna bend you over stuff your face in the grass
I never lose a game and I never lose cash
It's a pleasure doing business when the pleasure's all mine
I'm never over par with a deal on the line

Your supplier's a piece of shit
Fucking me at fifty-five
Yeah I know he's a cousin of yours
He's family, he's family, he's family

You been working on your putt?
Yeah, I can tell
So you gonna sell or what?
We want it, we want it, we want it



from The Joys of Employment, released February 20, 2014


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Vox: Randy Vandal
Drums: Mike D.
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