Area Dads, by Vulture Shit

Area Dads

from I Love the Way He Touches His Computer by Vulture Shit

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7" Vinyl
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lyrics

Area dads say, "Go to the ice cream truck, get me a Choco Taco"
Area dads say, "Respect your mother, you can't yell at her"
Area dads say, "Get off the TV, there’s football on"
Area dads say, "Go to your room" (No)

Go to your room
Go to your room
Go to your room
Go to your room
Go to your room

Area dads say, "You can't touch yourself like that in public"
Area dads have had it up to here with your bullshit
Area dads say, "Cut your hair, shave your face"
Area dads say, "Get a job" (No)

Get a job
Get a job
Get a job
Get a job
Get a job

Area dads say, "You gonna clean up that fucking mess in the basement? You know we’re only letting you live here out of the kindness of our hearts, you know it stresses out your mother that you don’t have a job, you don’t have a life, we know you’ve been smoking pot, you’re twenty-three years old, why’d we send you to college, just so you could come home and smoke pot in the basement? You know what? You know what?"
Area dads say, "Get out of my house" (No)

Get out of my house
Get out of my house
Get out of my house
Get out of my house
Get out of my house